25+ All New  Jokes In Hindi Collection 2018

25+ All New  Jokes In Hindi Collection 2018 :- Here is the Best collection of 25 funniest jokes in Hindi. The list also contain whatsapp jokes, funny chutkule, santa banta jokes etc. If you really Enjoy these jokes and Please share with your friends .

Hindi Jokes
Hindi Jokes
  1. Santa plane land hote hi chillane laga

Bangalore aya Bangalore aya Balle Balle

Air hostess: Hello sir Please B silent…

  Santa: ok angalore aya anglore aya

 

  1.       Santa ko cinema hall ke bahar ek bhikhari mila…

Bhikhari:”Alllah ke naam pe kuch de de 2 din se bhukha hun..”

Santa 100 ka note dikhate hue bola : kya tumhare pas 50 ka note hai?

Bhikhari khushi se:”ji haan”

Santa: “to saale pehle who jake kharch kar na”

 

  1.     Santa flight me pilot ka headphone cheen raha tha…

Pilot: Ye kya kar rahe ho?

Santa: acchaa ji ticket hum le aur Gaana tum suno…!!!

 

  1.      Santa ke ghar shaadi ke bis sal bad bacchaa hua…

Wo udass ho gaya..

Banta:Yaar udass kyu ho?

Santa: 20 saal bad bachha hua wo bhi chota sa!

25+ funny joke in hindi for whatsapp

  1.     Teacher : jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai…

Usi waqt Santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya.

Teacher: wo bag kisne feka?

Santa : Maine . ab main ghar jaaon?

 

  1.      Santa at petrol pump: Bhai 1rs ka petrol dena…

Salesman: Itna sara petrol dalva ke kahan jana hai?

Santa: Jana kahin nahi hai hum ameer log  to aise hi paise udate hain!!!

  1.      Santa in court (sad): Bacpan me agar maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhne padte…

Judge: Kya kahti thi tmhari Maa?

Santa: Abey kamine jab suni hi nahi to batton kaise????

  1.       Santa (sad): Kal meri shaadi hai..

Banta: To isme problem kya hai??

Santa: Ladki waalon ne bahut kam logon ko bulaya hai… Kya pata papa mujhe le ke jayange ya nahi???

  1.       Banta (to Santa): Oe itni jaldi me kahan jaa raha hai?

Santa: Ye letter urgently deliver karna hai!

Banta:  Par kahan?

Santa: WO padhne ka time nahi hai!

Banta: Okay go fast!!!

Joke in hindi Santa Banta

joke of the day in hindi
joke of the day in hindi
  1.     Santa pahli baar plane me baitha.

Jaise hi plane ka agla chakka hawa me utha wo pilot ke cabin me ghus gaya

Aur unko peetna suru kar diya

Pilot: What is this?

Santa: Saaale main pehle hi dara hoon aur to stunt maar raha hai!

  1.      Santa in an interview:

Interviewer: Your birthday?

Santa:22 april.

Interviewer: Kon se saal.

Santa: Uloo ke pathe , kya kon sa sal, Har saal

  1.     Hitler: There’s no word like impossible in my dictionary….

Santa: Ab bolne ka kya fayda? Jab kharidi thi tab check karna chahiye tha!!!

  1.      Ek baar Santa kahin jaa raha tha ki ek diwar par likha tha:

Padhne wala gadha

Santa ne bahut gussa aaya , usne mita kar likh diya

Likhne wala gadha!

  1.      Santa in gift shop:

Kafi der gifts dekhne ke baad Santa ne ek gift ke tara ishara kar poocha: Ye hansta hua kutta kitne ka hai??

Shopkeeper: Sir ye aina hai…

  1.     Santa bijlii office me phone karke bola: Plz light band kar do

Bijli wala : Kyun sir?

Santa: wo mere dimaag me ek nayi mast wali gaali aai hai, wo tumko deni hai!

Funny Chutkule in Hindi

Attitude Status In Hindi
Attitude Status In Hindi
  1.       Santa ne ek aadmi ko ek tamacha mar diya!

Aadmi: Maine kya galti ki?

Santa: Tum saale galti karo uske liye hum intzaar thodi karenge.

  1.      Santa’s son was filling a form…

Son: Papa mother tongue me kya likhu?

Santa: Likh de very long and uncontrollable…..

  1.       Santa: tu truck walon se ina kyun darta hai?

Banta: Ek bar rk truck wala meri Bivi ko uthakar le gaya.. Dar jata hu ki wo meri bivi ko wapas chorne to nahi aya hai…

  1.       Santa: Ye sadak kahan jaati hai?

Banta: Ye sadak bahut aalisi hai, kahin nahi jaati . Din bhar yahin padi rahti hai…

  1.       Jyotish: Tumne abhi 10 kg chawal aur ek kg dal kharide hain!

Santa: Oh teri .. aap to antaryami ho!

Jyotish: Agli bar aana to Kundli lana, Ration dukan a bill nahi…

  1.       Santa to auto driver: Bhaiya Hanuman mandir jaaoge?

Auto Wala: Haan.

Santa: To wapas aate waqt Prasad lete aana. Jai shree Ram!

  1.      Santa: Kal main eek rocket chora to Suraj se ja takraya

Banta: Fir kya hua?

Santa: Uske maa ne mujhe bahut maara!

  1.      Santa cycle par baazar jaa raha tha. Raste me usne ek ladki to takkar mar dee!

Ladki: Kamine ghanti nahi mar sakta tha?

Santa: Puri cycle to maar di. Ab ghanti kya alag se maaron?

  1.     Santa ko koi baar baar sms karke tang kar raha tha>

Thak kar usne naya Sim liya aur usko naye no. se SMS bheja:

Maine apna number badal diya hai. Ab tera baap bhi mujhe tang nahi kar sakat!

  1.      Santa went to a Chinese restaurant

Waiter: Sir I have Stewed liver, Boiled tongue and froges leg.

Santa: Don’t tell me your problems> Give me the menu…

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